Have you ever taken on a project that seemed pretty straightforward and simple, only to have it slowly devolve into something more complicated, where your single project somehow multiplies into more?
Welcome to The House of Goodwill!
I understand that a lot of major home renovations go this way, but we are not doing anything on that level; a whole-house cosmetic facelift, yes, but nothing involving construction. I guess that's why why I expected this to be a little simpler. (HA!)
If you've been wondering where we're at in our house facelift, here's the update:
"Simple" project #1:
You may remember, about three months ago now, my son and I stripped wallpaper in our large entryway room and hall bathroom. As it turned out, the wallpaper was pretty seriously glued down, and our stripping removed small outer portions of the sheetrock in a few places. (This has never happened to me before, and I've removed wallpaper quite a few times.)
In addition to this, we uncovered significant holes in both rooms that had simply been wallpapered over; we had no idea that the holes were there.
Here was the hall bathroom before
Here's what was behind the wallpaper in the bathroom, right in the middle of the wall. This is a pretty good size hole.
What was there?
Well, inside the top drawer of the bathroom vanity was one of those groovy wall radios/intercoms that connected to the main hub in the kitchen.
Advanced technology is responsible for this hole.
And here is what one section of the entryway wall looked like, after the wallpaper removal:
You can see a couple of places where the wall facade got torn, and a strip next to the door where sheetrock is missing. There were various areas like this in the room.
You may also recall that after trying to find someone for a month who did wall refacing, I finally had a professional come out to give me an estimate to fix both rooms. (He was recommended to us.) He gave me an estimate, gave me a date and time he would be there to fix it, then never showed up and never responded to my text messages.
I spent the next month fruitlessly trying to find someone else, only to finally find someone who told me he could definitely do it, but he was booked solid with work and it would be two months before he could put us on the schedule.
And you may ALSO recall that when my husband first offered to try to patch and resurface the walls, I said no, because I wanted it done perfectly, and didn't want a first time do-it-yourselfer result. (Zero offense intended to the highly competent husband.)
But after being told we'd have to wait two more months - my husband resolved to do it himself. (And I agreed.)
So after watching hours and hours of YouTube videos on wall patching and skim coating (no exaggeration), he began work this week. Since he's doing it around his day job, it's a multi-day job of skim coating and sanding, till he gets the wall surfaces even. Meanwhile, we are living in a dustbowl from all the sanding.
Here are the walls in process, after the first skim coat.
Fingers crossed that he can do it!!
Simple wallpaper removal and painting? Ha!
"Simple" project #2:
A week ago, we were out on the jet skis, and we stopped by to say hi to some friends we had met here. While we were talking they mentioned they had two jet ski docks (the kind you connect to your main dock) for parking jet skis. Since they no longer had jet skis, they didn't need them anymore and offered them to us for free. Did we want them? Of course! We'd need to buy some after having the dock built anyway.
So my husband and son rode the jet skis over the next day and disconnected the docks, and towed them back to our house. Since we don't have a dock yet to connect them to, my husband decided to take them out of the water to store them till we have our main dock built.
But when my husband and son went to try to lift them out of the water, they couldn't. They were WAY too heavy. So they decided to tow them back to the boat launch and push them onto the jet ski trailer to bring them back to the house. They did.
Once both the docks were sitting in our driveway (many hours after they first towed them away), they discovered WHY the docks were so heavy. A part of each dock (that had been underwater) was cracked and the docks had filled with water. This wasn't evident till they were on land.
Because the cracks were significant, we realized they were unusable. Which meant that two giant, heavy jet ski docks were sitting in the middle of the driveway, and now we had to get rid of them.
My husband drilled holes in the first dock, and the water poured out, making it still quite heavy but light enough to put back on the jet ski trailer. But where to get rid of it? After talking to our fence building guy (the next day), he found out about a transfer station that would accept anything dump-able. So he and my son drove it to the transfer station and paid $17 to leave it there.
How many hours had been invested in the free docks at this point? Sometimes you don't want to try and figure it out.
That left the second jet ski dock. This one, when holes were drilled, did not drain easily. And it was just too heavy to lift off the driveway to put it on the trailer. So my son spent an hour carving it into pieces with an electric saw, then my husband pulled out the waterlogged foam by hand and put it into trash cans, finally making it light enough to push up the ramp onto the trailer.
Meanwhile my son shop vac-ed a million tiny little pieces of styrofoam out of the driveway. Both of them are currently at the transfer station for the second time. They've been gone for a while.
The second jet ski dock, cut up and FINALLY back up on the trailer
Sometimes, when the math of multiplying projects is not working out in your favor, you just have to focus on the bright side. What was the bright side here? Well, my husband and I independently reached this conclusion:
The friends who offered us the docks had no idea they were unusable. They have helped us quite a bit since we've bought this house, and he is close to eighty, so obviously getting rid of two big, heavy docks would pose more of a challenge for him. We did them a favor. They may not know it, and it wasn't our plan or theirs, but that's how it turned out, and sometimes the best blessings are those you do for people who are not aware of it. It was many hours and effort, but it was a good turn.
"Simple" project #3:
I have actually reached the home stretch of painting this house - the whole upstairs, minus the two formerly wallpapered rooms - has been painted at this point. And my son has painted the downstairs bathroom. Which just left the downstairs kitchen, as the walls in the main area downstairs were in good shape, and (amazingly!) a nice, light color that could be left alone.
But when my son and I went down to officially assess the downstairs kitchen, I took a good, hard look at the (dark!) kitchen cabinets and realized they were more beaten-looking than I remembered. If they weren't repainted, it was not going to look good.
(The upstairs kitchen cabinets - also painfully dark - are actually in good shape after forty years. Their only crime is being too dark. But after painting this house for a year, I am not inclined to repaint them, though I initially hoped to. I just don't have it in me. There are also twice as many upstairs kitchen cabinets as downstairs.)
Anyway, I made the decision to sand and repaint the downstairs kitchen cabinets. (Have I mentioned how much I HATE sanding??)
There is also one dark-painted accent wall I was going to paint. But during my official kitchen assessment I also noticed that another wall in the kitchen had many scuff marks and holes that you don't notice till you're standing a few feet away. So I'll paint that wall as well, which will give the kitchen two accent walls.
So in preparation to sand the kitchen cabinets, we taped plastic cloths from the ceiling to the bottom of the kitchen cabinet in an attempt to trap the dust inside the kitchen, and not send it all over the great room downstairs.
Here's how the kitchen looks currently:
I CAN'T WAIT to paint over that dark accent wall!
I think the former home owners here must have been allergic to light.
Pretty good sanding job, don't you think?
(Especially for someone allergic to sanding.)
It was about five hours of sanding to get these inside cabinets done.
(Not counting the prep and clean up time.)
But once again, the project gods were not on my side. And the math got ugly once more.
I was SO HAPPY to get his part of the sanding done! But that was until we removed the tape attaching our plastic sheets to the wall...
See these marks on the wall? This is where removing the gorilla tape (attaching the plastic sheets) ripped the facade of the sheetrock off. I almost cried.
So I had to deliver the bad wall news to the husband who was currently skim coating the upstairs walls where the sheetrock facade had been torn.
But honestly, he has the easy part! He's going to try to patch coat these tears (fingers crossed) - but I have to repaint the whole wall. And that's not the biggest part of the problem.
The biggest part of this problem is: I have no idea what the paint color of this wall is. And there are a total of four walls with this color on them in the downstairs. I can't have one be a random color while the other three are something else.
This was supposed to be the ONE room in this house that I did NOT have to paint. (And it's a huge room!) This was the one that I was going to be able to leave alone. And if I try to somehow match the paint on one wall but I'm off a little, and it obviously doesn't match the other three, it's not going to look good. If only we hadn't taped the plastic to the wall! If only, if only...
So I haven't even faced this yet, and it may end up with me repainting the whole room.
At some point, you just have to laugh.
When we bought this house a year ago, I thought for sure we'd have it rented by this summer. And as the painting dragged out this year, I thought my work might end up holding us up.
But at this point, even with all we've got left to do yet, it actually isn't holding us up being able to rent this place, which is kind of a relief.
What is holding us up? The boat dock.
We bought this house to be a lake house rental. (And for our use as well.) A lake house with no useful waterfront area is a hard sell.
This house didn't have a dock when we bought it, it just has a crumbling shoreline of old railroad ties and unstable ground.
It took almost a year to receive a permit to build a dock from the TVA. Then we had to find a capable dock builder (which was a process similar to trying to find a wall resurfacer). We finally did find a great dock builder, but after submitting him the plan, haven't heard from him in almost two months. (Despite his assurance that he could fit our project in "soon.")
This is ok, however, as we were hearing rumblings that the price and scarcity of lumber (along with other building materials) is making construction projects much more expensive, if not downright impossible.
My husband has begun to call this house "The Project Pit."
Should I rename the blog?